sniffing:

heliolisk:

joshpeckofficial:

i’m putting a puppy on my amazon wishlist

im putting you on mine so that we can both get a bitch for Christmas

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#ouch

greydelisle:

I thought Pitbull’s first name was “Featuring”.

drunkpeeta:

drunkpeeta:

I’m crying so hard beacuse i went to go delete my history and

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google knows what’s up

it’s funny because i am a 16 year old girl and i was talking about deleting clubpenguin because i didnt want anyone to know i still go on and i just realized that the majority of you reblogged it for a completely different reason

#cant

bachofficial:

seeing someone from school in public

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vixxtoobomb:

send this pic to ppl u hate with no context

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booglemoth:

vissible-cracks:

zachsgay:

i need to be like 12x hotter than i am now

0x12=0

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how my mother works
me: mom i got all A's
mom:
me: mom i cleaned the whole house
mom:
me: mom i don't do drugs and i'm not pregnant
mom:
mom: is this your cup on the table?
me: yes
mom: you never do anything right i do for you all day long and you do nothing for me but stress me out you are so out of control you are grounded if you think you had no life before you just wait i cant believe you treat your own mother this way get out of my sight

hardcoregrandma:

me as a parent

#lol