hardcoregrandma:

me as a parent

#lol

gtaire:

r u ever scared to walk past a group of teenagers even though you are also a teenager

mylifeiscorgisandnetflix:

WHY IS THIS SO ENTERTAINING

#lol
Friend: go ask
Me: no you go ask
Friend: no you
Me: fine can i have ketchup
#lol
everyone: are you okay
everyone: you look tired
everyone: you look upset
everyone: you look confused
everyone: are you mad at me
everyone: what happened to you
everyone: are you sick
me: IT'S MY FACE
#same
#lol

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donutĀ 

#lol